Friday, June 10

Dukes of Hazzard Movie

    In a very depressing move, Hollywood decided to cast - man in drag - Jessica Simpson for the part of extremely retro hot Daisy Duke in the upcoming movie The Dukes of Hazzard... I for one would die a happy death if her name never passed by my ears ever again... To try and keep it close to the original show, they kept her hair blonde like the orig... wait.... Daisy Duke was a brunette... At least they casted some decent people for Bo and Luke - Phil Clapp (Johnny Knoxville) and Sean William Scott (idiot for hire)... The only way they could have made this movie any trendier is to have Jessica S. sing some retro song and make it her own, like 'These Boots Are Made For Walking'... I wonder why they didn't decide to cast 50 Cent for Boss Hogg, or Christopher Ashton Kutcher for Uncle Jesse's part... Fuckin pathetic...

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