Tuesday, June 7

Robot Throws Opening Pitch

    Tonight... a fuckin ROBOT will throw the opening pitch at a MLB game, where the Pirates and the Orioles go head to head... The theme, cleverly titled "Robotics Night", marks the beginning of the eventual mechanical takeover... You know, I'm all for robots helping us in our everyday lives... They do amazing work in our car manufacturing plants, military wartime simulation (ala WarGames), architectural designs, day cares, and porn; but when they invade our nation's pasttime, well, that's just the start of things to come... Viva La Revolution!!..Full Story

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