Monday, August 1

Nerd blows allowance on intergalactic rod

    The original lightsaber used by Luke Skywalker sold for $200,000 in Hollywood on Saturday... The 'sword' is nothing more than a short chrome tube with a rubber hilt, allowing the purchaser a profit of -$199.999.85... The 35-year old, self proclaimed "Defender of the Galaxy" stated that he had to take out the trash 85,000 times, clean the pool 23,700 times, keep his room clean for a year, and had to give his mom a kiss to be able to earn enough money to get the original movie prop... Now there's no stopping him on his way to getting laid...


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