Sunday, October 30

Aas;lkfj Xbox Game.... Ever

    Well, I've been deathly ill for the past couple days... Putting a gun in my mouth seemed highly plausable for more than a few hours yesterday... Oh right, there was this contest on BET today (I was flipping through the channels and it happened to catch my eye - shut the fuck up) where they were looking for the "next face" for a host position on the channel... They were to read off a teleprompter and add some "jigginess", or whatever you people call it, to the commentary so their personality would shine through... Well it looked like a fuckin outtake reel on some Fox show... None of the people that tried out had a 3rd grade education under their belt, so they couldn't read the words presented to them... Funniest shit EVER... Wish I had that recorded on TiVo... I'll check ebaum's world for the clip later... Anyhow, I had a chance to play a new game for the boxage...

What the Shit: Quoted from Amazon.com - "MLB 2K5 World Series Edition lets you live the thrill of winning the World Series. Take on the best teams in the country as you live out baseball history -- or rewrite it! Great commentary featuring Jon Miller and Joe Morgan Includes custom MLB DVD -- 45 minutes showing the real-life World Series situations, compiling the most pivotal World Series moments."

Did I Like It? FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUDKFJKLSJF FUCK FUCK FUKD F JOE MORGON FUCK FUCK FUKS KDFJ ANSI ANIMATION FJKLJD ERRORS FUKC JALF SD;JL COCK ASS JDKLFJ LK JDF FIELDINGKLJ S KL JDF;KJCONTROLS KLS DF FLKS JJKLSDJF AHHHHHHHHH...

Now that I got that off my chest - where do I start?.. Joe Morgon (the best player in the game - I WONDER WHY) is never correct when he commentates... The fielders are picked right from the short bus... The controls are CRAP (there are some shitty controls in baseball games, but this one is FUCKED)... There are WAY too many errors... The skybox is a fuckin waste of space and yields almost no benefits... The cheats you "earn" from the skybox NEVER work correctly... They must have got the guy that did the camera from the Resident Evil games to do work on this game... The list could go on forever, but I'll stop here... Fuck ajsdljkf asl flk; JFUck! This game sucks shit!.. STAY AWAY - unless, of course, you like the feeling of getting in the nuts...

Sachz Inc. gives it 1 jackass out of 5






    ...I'll leave with a few thoughts..

○ Why don't they include the videos on the Beavis & Butthead DVDs?..
○ Why do people argue when they don't know shit?..
○ How come its always the dropouts that become billionaires?..
○ Why does that douchebag on CSI make $250,000 an episode, but real crime scene detectives make only $15 an hour?..
○ Sports stars don't have shriveled testicles from using steroids - they have HUGE balls for going on strike for more money...

... Come on man... Funk Dat!


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