Monday, November 7

A Big Stupid DooDoo Head!

    Another day... Another beer... Where to begin... After discussing personal finance issues (read: broke as fuck) with my wife, we came to the decision that we should either A). Eat our first born to survive another week... B). Rob a bank then buy a ton of lottery tickets... or C). Videotape ourselves having a Top Ramen eating contest then send it into ESPN so we can be the spokespeople for a new sport... Fuck it.. there are more important issues... Like how did this guy learn how to read and write?.. It's fucked how someone with the intelligence of a fruit fly can be richer than a brain surgeon, pilot, and astronaut combined... For example, the most downloaded cell phone ring for 2005 made my spellchecker go fuckin' nuts...

    Oh fuck, almost forgot, was watching this Family Guy episode for the three thousandth time when I noticed something in the background... Click the picture to see... Oh, if you have any kids at home that enjoy Pokemon, check out Circuit City this week for a free Gamecube game and sticker... Well, I have 6 weeks of Calculus homework to do, so I bes b off G.. L8z dawg... Don't forget to watch all new episodes of Aw Yeah Dawg! on Upn starting December 5th!

... the life of the wife is ended by the knife

3 comments:

Phronk said...

How the hell is that game free? I'm confused. And what's in the background? THIS YOUR TV? I'm confused again.

And funny you should mention eating your first born...I was just blogging about eating babies myself. Small world eh?

Harry J. Sachz said...

oh, if you go to a circuit city, the ad says that you get a that free Pokemon game (shown in link)...

yeah, that's just a screenshot of a family guy episode on my computer monitor.. it says "this your tv" upside down in the back... thought that was funny, because it was only on there for a brief second...

eating babies should be an olympic sport :D

Phronk said...

Yeah, eating babies is one of life's little pleasures.

Get it? Little? Harharhar