Tuesday, November 15

Die Already!.... FUCK!

    There's only ONE thought when I see those clouds and hear that intro song starting up... CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL!! QUICK!!... God damn, the fucking Simpsons... How many more episodes does the Fox Network have to put on the air before they call it ENOUGH!??!... They have to be in season 93204756032 by now... How many topics can a cartoon family with a retarded father, a wife with bride of frankenstein hair (episode 42), and three kids that wont age, cover?!.. They've been to space, communicated with alien life, became sports stars, a musical hit, seen the future, been to hell / heaven, came back from the dead, done every "world's most _____" scenario possible, race car drivers, been on tv countless times, put numerous people in jail, the list goes on... The only novelty to watching any repeats is, if by some REMOTE chance, forgotten a line to one of the many "classics" - so you may brush up on your simpsons knowledge... Maybe one day, Jeopardy will ask Simpson trivia questions, and the pain we suffer will all be worth it...

    This guy has the right idea... I would love to wander around the city of Springfield, wherever the fuck that is, and blast everything in sight... Remember when they were interesting?... Back in Junior High when Mr. Burns was shot?.. Everyone was freaking out over the whole mystery that would be solved when summer vacation ended?... Mr. Burns died? Holy shit!... WRONG!!! NO ONE WILL EVER DIE!!!! We'll be seeing that annoying ass family when we're well into our 90s... Sitting in the retirement village, gumming our food.... and that fuckin baby will still be 2 - or however old she is... They haven't quite flooded the market yet with their millions of Simpsons games... Clue, Operation, Dominoes, Uno, Magic 8-Ball, Chess, video games, decorations.... A:L S KG FU KFUC K.. I need to go drain the vein in my forehead... Guess I'll go watch CSI: Pube Investigation with a gun in my mouth, and my big toe on the trigger...



... Peezout Dawg

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