It's not easy for a small company like ours to stay ahead of the competition... We aren't able to afford the upkeep on our illegal workers... They're always constantly wanting their native dishes of tortillas with stuff in them... What's with that anyhow?.. Why are there a million different names for "Tortillas with Stuff"?.. Tacos, enchiladas, quesadillas, taquitos, burritos, nachos, etc... What was I talking about?...
OH - The All New GOOGLEPLEX!.. Razor companies have come out with their pussy ass 3 blade, 4 blade, and even 5 blade monstosities... But why stop at getting just the hair off your face... Our new Googleplex will take off 8 layers of skin so you'll never have to worry about shaving (or getting a date) again... Our Dual Purpose design will allow you to donate pints of blood while you rid yourself of your unsightly 5 o'clock shadow... Available at your local S&M store.. Pick one up today!..
What else did we do today?.. I found this really kick ass (read: nerd) website that shows off all kinds of personalized license plates... Plus we also were helping out Sprite develop a new slogan that would better reach the youth of today - Mamato, & Obey... Let us know what you think!
... SACHZ OUT!