Saturday, December 17

Well, excuse me princess!















    What the fuck is Kwanzaa?.. I was watching this shitty ass movie the other day called Into the Blue... Maybe you had the misfortune of watching that piece of garbage... It's something like 2 and half hours of seeing a half naked Jessica Alba (which I enjoyed) and Paul Walker (which the woman enjoyed - a little too much if you ask me)... The highlight of the movie was a quick nipple shot when Ms. Alba was trying to get away from some mexican attempting to drown her... She was swimming to the surface and the only thing he had to grab onto before being eaten by sharks was her right tit... I say go for it man... If I was about to drown / be eaten, I'd want one last feel too... Anyhow, with all the lawsuits that are being handed out for internet movie piracy and the like, it's a wonder why we can't countersue them for all the time and money wasted on garbage like this... However, I feel that it was mostly my fault... With all the advertisements, posters, trailers, and pictures of the movie - I knew what I was getting into...

    Finally dropped below 60 degrees out here (for today only i assume)... Mother nature finally has some sympathy for me... There was something I was going to say... maybe I'll figure it out.... midget porn... camomille... ethernet... stargazing... beer... OH BRB....TOPEKA!.. High definition television... that was it.. I was reading an article the other day that said that 76% of people don't even realize that they need extra equipment to watch high def programming on their tv... 68% of people think that EVERYTHING they watch on their tv, no matter what the source, is high def (their tv automatically converts everything into a better looking... thing).. This site will show you the size differences between a 4:3 ratio and a 16:9 tv... We here have a 61" 4:3, and the calculations show that it's a 56" widescreen viewable... So why would anyone buy a 56" widescreen when they would lose the top and bottom of the tv when 90% of all media is 4:3... Complete waste of money if you ask this drunk bastard... I have to pee, so that ends this post...


 

Sunday, December 4

FSMas time again!

    Kinda bummer of a winter when you spend it in one of the warmest places in the United States... I was playing around with the Xbox's media center functionality, when I looked up the local weather (click for bigger pic).. 70 and sunny for the rest of the week, and it's the beginning of DECEMBER... I bet Santa will be sweating his jolly ol' balls off in his thick red suit when he comes down my chimney this fsmas... How does that fat ass survive when he has to go to hot ass places like Afghanistan and Iraq?.. Oh right, he won't be going there because they're ALL TERRORISTS!!.. No presents fo yoo!..

    Oh, some of the funniest shit EVER!... The Pirate Bay (being a bit torrent indexing site and all) has received a countless number of legal threats to their website administrator... Take a minute and read a few of them, he has a great sense of humor (and isn't intimidated since he knows the limits of the law)... The Xbox360 is being reported by CNet as consuming 160 watts of power.. for all you non-electronics engineer types out there, it basically means "360 takes alot of electricity"... This list shows you a list of common household appliances and their wattage consumption.. Now keep in mind when looking at these rates, that these numbers are mostly only a temporary factor (for instance - a microwave oven runs at 750 watts, but it is typically ran for only 3 minutes a day; while the Xbox 360 is typically ran 24/7 for the nerdboy stay-at-home types)... So, in terms for us Californians, that turns out to be an extra $3,000 in our electric bill every month!.. Keep that in mind when you buy the Xbox for your kids... Selling your youngest for slave labor brings home some serious extra cash, so keep that in mind with all those holiday bills coming your way... Oh, and Llama.com has an in-depth article about all those scratched discs you're getting with your new system... It's late, so I go to bed now...