Wednesday, February 15

Hispasian vs. Chinegro

    I don't know if any of you have watched the movie "Domino", but damn it's pretty kick ass.. the only part that sticks out in my head - besides the numerous explosions - is the 'mixed races' session on Jerry Springer...

    For those who don't have a fuckin clue what i'm talking about, here is a chart below:


    Fuck i hope my fingers worked tonight.... to answer all your questions - i'm a Chispanic

Monday, February 13

My Dong Itches

    I would like to open by saying, I will give head / cunnilingus to anyone that can tell me what kinda circuit that is... AND, I will finger your asshole if you can tell me the output - if the input voltages are (Vcc 10v and AC is 100mv pp @ 100kHz)... Click for a more detailed picture...

    Intel stated recently that they will (in 2007) start production on an 8 core processor with 45nm technology... I think that's great and all, but with all the new technology trends that we've been suckered into buying recently - 64 bit processors, Hyper Threading, Dual-Core, Dual Channel Ram, (Dual) etc... - software needs to be given a chance to catch up... I understand there is a market of people that are dumb enough to buy into all this new shit, but they are also the type of people that have no idea what it means...

    I am asked on a daily basis: what "(insert new upgrade here)" will do for their current Windows XP based computer; but I come back each time with: "basically nothing"... If you're going to drop your entire paycheck to buy kick ass hardware, then turn around and install a windows based system on it, you're only wasting your money... It's like buying a ferrari, then overhauling it with a hamster-wheel engine... save your money until you learn what your computer can do... Oh, and to answer the video card question (which i'm facing everyday): video ram makes little to no difference from a 256mb to a 512mb solution.. the real difference lies in the video processor... granted more video ram kicks ass, but a dual processor 256mb 7800gtxOC will kick the ever loving shit out of a 512mb 6600... if you wanna know which card to buy - Tom's Hardware or [H]ard OCP for benchmarks... stop being a brand whore and buy what works best...

    I'll leave you with these words of wisdom - "NO... I WILL NOT FIX YOUR COMPUTER"


 

Saturday, February 11

This Week in Unnecessary Censorship

    Man.. I don't know if any of you have ever watched the Jimmy Kimmel show before; but if you haven't, the only real reason to tune is the "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship" segment... I have them all (somewhere around here), and would put them up for everyone to see - if I could have a webhost that would hold more than 10 megs... Anyhow, enjoy....





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