Friday, March 24

Baa Baa Gay Sheep

    According to a recent news report, Brits are now expecting their kids to re-memorize some new lyrics for a classic nursery rhyme - "Baa Baa Black Sheep"... Apparently having a bunch of 5 year olds singing the words 'black sheep' is offending farm animals and humans alike... The words are now the inoffensive alternative "Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep"...

    They apparently turned down my alternatives via e-mail:
Dear Mr. Sachz,

    We regret to inform you that changing the lyrics to the song Baa Baa Black Sheep have been turned down. We thank you for your suggestions, but the board found that Baa Baa Butt-Pirate Sheep, Baa Baa Blacky Gangsta Ass Sheep, and Baa Baa Fuckin Arab Terrorist Sheep were offensive and not kid-worthy. We hope that God may have mercy on your soul.
    Fuckin Limeys...

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