Friday, June 30

For Brock #2

    Fat dude gets bitched!

Hilarity Ensues - Japanese Style

    Nothing better on a hot summer day than watching naked Japanese people in a rocket chair slalom...

For Brock

    This guy rules!

Thursday, June 29

Most Kick Ass Movie..... EVER!

I have to shit myself now... So I'll let the trailer speak for itself

Tuesday, June 27

Star Wars Jokes R Teh Funny

    OH MY FUCKING GOD.. IT'S NOT A VIDEO FROM YOUTUBE!?!?... No, it's a video from Gube.. OH SNAP YO!!

EDIT [since the movie autostarts - click here to play it]

Windows = the poop

    Man, thank god this will never become a reality... You know what else is funny; if there is a remark above the video in this blog, no one gives a shit... So I feel it is necessary to fill this shit up with whatever the fuck I want... Let's start with, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.. Not good enough?.. Okay, well, I have sex with underage hamsters.... Then shit on their faces in a fit of rage... Enjoy the video...



- Thanks to Hacked Gadgets for the link...

Automiton Doorness

    This is one of the coolest god damn things I have ever seen... Fuck Star Trek... Jean Luc can suck my wide ass...

Sunday, June 25

Ten Ten.... Ten Ten Ten

    If this is what Japanese television shows are like, I'm moving there next week... I would easily trade in the garbage we have for this stuff...


the object is to not laugh at the man learning english, or you will be punished



the old man is a trip

Dell is Great for Pr0n!

    I'm gettin my ass a Dell...



Saturday, June 24

It's So Bad!

    Man, had a serious childhood flashback tonight... I am turning into an old man at an incredibly fast rate... Here, I'll prove it to you... "Games today aren't any fun. The games in my day were all about replay value. They didn't have to get kids attention with shiny graphics and all the sex and bad language".. Anyone remember the Nintendo cereal?...





    God, R.O.B... Fuckin ROB... I remember this bitch down the street that had one of these sets, he got his ass kicked everytime his spoiled bitch ass stepped outside the house... Fuckin 5 year olds, I swear... Think they're better than everyone....



    But you gotta beat Mike Tyson...



    Last video... Have to do something about the kids playing in my yard...

Calls Calls Calls... Calls from the public *FWAP*

    If you have no clue who Sifl & Olly is, get the fuck out now.... ... No seriously, you're not fuckin wanted around here... ... Stop fuckin reading!... GET OUT!

OMG LOL! He said the N* word!!

    Is it just me, or has Adult Swim turned to absolute garbage?.. Why must everything good turn to complete shit when it gets mainstream attention?.. They used to have great shows on there like Freakazoid!, Animaniacs, Space Ghost, the Brak Show, and Sealab - then replaced them with 12 oz. mouse, Morel Orel, Minoriteam, Tom Goes to the Mayor, and continual reruns of Family Guy... One of their flagship shows, The Boondocks, is only funny due to their "edgy" use of the word nigga... For instance, here is one of their comics I pulled off the interweb:





Fuck Adult Swim

Friday, June 23

Hairy Bitch Parade

    These commercials fuckin ROCK!! More advertisers need to cater to the viewers comedic desires, rather than constantly shoving bullshit down our throats...



    Also check out The Water Bowl, Salt Shaker, and an OG Zeldawg... PEACE!

Tuesday, June 20

Monday, June 19

Sweet Ass Icon-ness

    Added a new icon to the list of tags on the bottom right of the page -



    For all of you that didn't know that anything was sitting down there, let me give a quick rundown... I wouldn't put them there for no fuckin reason if they didn't serve some sort of purpose...

Photobucket keeps all of your bookmarks online for easy organization and safe keeping... The icon will bring you to the list of links that I personally keep... Cool shit...


If you use Google.ig, Netvibes is a great nerd(ier) alternative... Completely customizable and there are a shitload of things you can add to it at Eco.Netvibes.com


If you have one of those keychain flashdrives, you can run customized applications such as Firefox, antivirus, and the complete OpenOffice suite of applications directly from the device itself...


Frappr is a social website that integrates google maps into the background to show where individual friends are geographically located... However, this works just opposite in my case and shows off how much of a "social tech" loser I am... Humor me, and stick a pin in my map... I guarantee that each pin is one less bullet in the chamber... (just kidding)


The commonly used XML icon refers to an RSS (Real Simple Syndication) feed, where anytime a particular website is updated, your RSS client lets you know... Give it a shot with Netvibes.com

For the rest of the icons, be bold and give em a shot...

It's Brisk Baby!

    For all the fans of great shows no longer airing on television, tech innovations such as YouTube and Video.Google allow us to remember times past in all it's glory... Check out these links to full shows online... I recommend 'The State'

Digg User 1's List:
    Animaniacs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Beavis & Butt-Head, Bobby's World, Count Duckula, Ducktales, Freakazoid, Hong Kong Phooey, Inspector Gadget, Johnny Bravo, Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Brothers Super Show, TMNT, The Tick, Transformers, X-Men, etc...

Digg User 2's List:
    Charles in Charge, Different Strokes, Double Dare, Married with Children, The State, You Can't Do That on Television, etc....

God I love YouTube

Me hav rong dong

    To support our technological leaders on the other side of the world, here is a video of an asian getting naked in 7.31 seconds... Too bad once they're naked, they have nothing to show for it...

Friday, June 9

I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo!

    Man, it's been a busy few weeks... When I'm not busy fuckin up my GPA, I'm getting un-sober... I'm in the middle of my first one right now, so here are some kick ass shit that I found on YouTube this week...

    Somehow this cocksucker beat Mike Tyson's Punch Out! in under 18 minutes... One of my favorite games of all time, I have a hard time getting past Mr. Sandman... Fuck that arab fuck...





    This dude is a fuckin TRIP!.. I recommend watching it when you're drunk, high, or when you're girl is standing over your shoulder - to prove that you do things on the computer other than look up porn...



Peas & Carrots man...

Nintendo Monopoly prototype pictures released

There's going to be a Monopoly board game based on Nintendo characters. The tokens look pretty sweet.

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